1. If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anyone.

2. To the people who have like 25,098 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends. You're stupid. Go kill yourself.

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

5. Making 20 bulletins a day about how you have new pictures and begging people to comment on them is pathetic. Make the bulletin once if you have to, and those who actually care about you will comment on your pics.

6. If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways.

7. Who really gives a rat's ass if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

8. Little 6th, 7th, and 8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here.

9. If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

10. I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains (if they have them).

11. And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "you will die in 10 days if you dont repost this," IT'S NOT REAL! QUIT BEING A FUCKING BABY! This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you. Copy and repost in your own bulletin as "11 UNSPOKEN RULES OF hi5!