1.A beer doesnot get jealous when you grab another one.

2.When u go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.

3.A beer wont get upset if u come home with a beer on ur breath.

4.U dnt hve to wine n dine a beer.

5.if u pour a beer right u'll alwayz get good head.

6.Hangovers go away.

7.When u're finished with a beer the bottle still worth 5pence.

8.You dnt hve to wash a beer before it taste good.

9.A beer alwayz get down easily.

10.U can share a beer wid ur Friends.

11.Beer is always wet.

12.U alwayz know u're the first one to pop a beer.

13.A frigid beer is a good beer.

14.U can have more than one beer and not feel guilty.

15.U can enjoy a beer all month long.