Please note... these are all numbered"1" ON PURPOSE!
1.Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problemonlyif you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls,don'tExpect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows defaultsettings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not Acolor. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We haveno idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it willbe scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, orgolf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE.COM.COM Hello everyone....Wishing you all the very best for an upcoming 2008 with all my love.
Wishing you a year full of joy and happiness. And may it be bless by the hand of god.
Thank you everyone specially for those who helped me during the year but most of all thanks for being good friends.
GodBless
shelina
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