Guyz have lots and lots of ways of approaching ladies. In fact, these are all chat-up lines I used on some cuties some time ago and this is how they replied. The painful part was that I always had a particular group of goats ( some boys who called themselves my friends ) around to crown the event with laughter. Anyway, My approaches and thier replies.......
1/ Hey beautiful, what are you doing tonight?
    Sorry, I dont date outside my species.
2/ Your body is like a temple.
    Sorry, there are no services today.
3/ Why wont you come out with me? Lower your standards a little.
    I did, and the answer is still no.
4/ You knock me dead with your looks.
    You knock me dead with your breath.
5/ Y'know, I really like you.
    I like you too.You always remind me of when I was young and stupid.
6/ I want to give myself to you.
    Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts.
7/ I know how to please a woman.
    Then PLEEEEASE leave me alone. 
8/ Havent I seen you someplace before?
    Yes, and thats why I dont go there again.

MY TERRIBLE JOKES

* Janet is lying on her deathbed while her husband John keeps vigil by her side. With the end near, she looks up at her husband and tries to speak.

"Sweet, dear John," she whispers.

"Hush, darling," he says. "You need to rest. Don’t talk."

"No, John, listen," she insists. "There is something I must confess to you."

"There's no need, my love," John replies gently. "Everything’s all right. You just go to sleep now."

"No, No. I want to die in peace, John. I slept with your brother, your father, and your best friend."

John strokes her hair and says, "It's all right, my darling Janet, I know all about it already."
"You do?" she says, her voice weakening.
"Yes I do. Why do you think I poisoned you, you slut?"

 

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