An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, who is chewing gum, sits down beside him.The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat. The American asks :`Do you eat the bread entirely?` The Indian answers,`Of course!` American : `We do not .We only eat the inner part.The crust is put in a container and processed and transformed into flour and sold to India.` The Indian says nothing. The American continues,`Do you eat this jelly with the bread?` Indian : `Of course!` American : `We do not. We eat fresh fruits for breakfast and then put the seeds and peels into a container.Later it is processed and transformed to jelly and sold to India.` The Indian finally asks,`And what do you do with the condoms after using them?` American : `We throw them away,of course!` Indian : `We do not. We keep them in containers, process them transform them into chewing gum and sell it to the United States.`
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes
hello...sorry didnt hav time 2 be on hi5..its been a long time though.. i just added u as my friend..ok...lol...think its already morning in mauritius,,lol.. ok,,,take care vic!
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Me am only wiz my revision nowadays…Wat abt u dr? tc